Art restoration

“I’m not a surgeon but I cleaned a chicken once, I can totally do this.”

Deconstructivist perfection! Both of these phenomenal pieces preserve the essence of the human female face, while bravely and unapologetically juxtaposing the detailed, but ultimately tired attempt of the original ‘artist’. Hasta siempre, amigos… hasta siempre! {wipes tears}

Dear Sir:

After careful consideration and review of your application for Curator of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, we regret to inform that you will not be invited to the first round of interviews.

We thank you for your consideration, and wish you the best of luck in your career.


Oh crap, you’re right - I should’ve signed off in French. :smiley:

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