Birds Aren't Real

I knew it! The government has been lying to us, same as always.

I think a round of applause in due for the engineers involved for spending so much time perfecting the shitting mechanisms on those things.

I knew that magpie family that shows up daily to be fed was suss. How they keep the baby incrementally expanding is some high tech right there. Damn surveillance drones! :smiley:

Its the beatlejuice you need to watch out for :shushing_face:

I guess insects are good for their size, birds would be good for their travel / speed. Neuroscience will tackle birds after they perfect the insects. After birds they can move on to humans :money_mouth_face:

DARPA probably made that social media group, when they started testing on birds. :laughing: